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NOT THE GREATEST COUNTRY

March 4, 2013

WHAT? WE ARE NOT THE BEST?

Greetings dear reader.  An old hunting buddy from the Runny Shit Deer Camp sent me the following video.  I just HAD to share it with you.

(Fair Warning: there are nasty ca-ca words in there, don’t watch if that offends you)

Lessons from Runny Shit Deer Camp

Still Winter but Not for Long

March 3, 2013

Greetings Dear Reader,

Here it is the month of March, still being Winter, but the twenty day countdown to Spring has begun!  And if you have fruit trees, like Uncle Milton, then that means that the pruning ought to be done by now.

OOPs!  We’ll get right on that.  We don’t want those trees to get their sap flowing before they are properly cut back.  And if you, Dear Reader, have fruit trees, then you too have a resilient obligation to get out there and remove those branches that will not be making fruit for you.

Day of Resistance .223 in Bluffton, Indiana

February 26, 2013

Day of Resistance 223 Gun Rights Rally in Bluffton, Indiana

About a hundred gun right activists gathered in Bluffton in a show of support for the unalienable right to protect their lives, property and liberty.

Anyone Can Farm

February 16, 2013

Traditional Farming Skills Workshops

Welcome, dear reader.Baker's Pigs

The good people up at Baker’s Green Acres have a new, helpful program underway and it can help both you and them.  The thing is called ANY ONE CAN FARM  and they are offering the chance to learn traditional farming skills, taught by experts.  So click on the hyperlink, and Old Uncle Milton will wait right here while you watch the roughly six and a half minute video of Mark Baker explaining about producing your own calories for consumption.

One calorie at a time.

Do the Thing…

So if you watched Mr Baker then you probably caught on that he wants each of us to improve our skill set, to be able to say “I am a farmer”.  That would mean that we are probably (like right now) getting our ALMOST FREE JIFFY POTS

assembled and starting some seeds in a sunny, south facing window.  Tomato plants are one favorite option, and you just can’t have too many tomato plants now can you?

Again, if you watched the linked video above, you probably heard Mark say, his neighbors can rely on him.  And he can rely on them.   So if you did have too many tomato *starts* that make it to the transplant stage, I’ll bet your neighbors could find a place to set a few of your *extras* in.  (And love you for it  (-;   )

“Do the thing”.

Perhaps you are considering pastured poultry, to be grown at home.  Uncle Milton thinks that is a grand idea.  Consider FREEDOM RANGERS  or some other breed known to be active foragers.  And Mark Baker can teach you everything he knows, through his anyone can farm program.   Protein- – -one calorie at a time.

What is important is to do the thing.  Take some action.  Make a move toward increasing your resiliency, and toward  the ability to produce your own carbohydrates, and protein.

Just do the thing.  Peace.

Assaulting the First

February 3, 2013

End Around against the Second

Milton likes to read *between the lines*, especially when surfng around the intarnetz.  And so it was with much amusement that he came across this:

Redcoat O shooting

It appears that the white house posted a photo of the king the exalted one with EXPLICIT ORDERS not to photoshop the image.  So you see, dear reader, in the kingdom, er, umm the republic formerly known as America, the ruling class can use our money to buy guns and ammo and photography equipment and fly men and materials all over the world including Camp David, where their released photo was taken, and then issue it as a *press release*, all at taxpayer expense, and then ORDER us mundanes not to fold, bend, tear, twist, mutilate, photoshop or destroy their cherished work.

But just like the Jews in the Old Testament,  some of these redneck, heathen, missing tooth, unwashed in the kingdom, er, umm the republic formerly known as America, are a stiff necked and stubborn lot.  In fact, some of these country class rubes, are extremely defensive about those things that were written into a Bill of Rights, way back there in the 17 and 80′s.  And people like Alvie and Walter just plain get ornery, and seem to not be able to follow the instruction from the Ruling Class.  They have a strong spirit of resistance about them.  And they are only a little shy about saying so.  Witness:

don't photoshop me bro

And they are not Alone

There is this group of photoshop stuff over at BLAZINGCATFUR:Tutu shooter

which depicts The King, or umm, sorry, El Presidente in a highly irreverent fashion.

And there is this:

mostly dead white dudes and a half

which makes fun of a bunch of dead white dudes and their *outmoded* ideas that need to be transformed.

And this guy. a self styled ‘Murican Jihadi, who runs a blog called Resistor in the Rockies,

jihadi victory truck

who very likely will be responsible for the next embassy attack, when the dudes in the truck above find out that their images have been chopped in with that earmuff guy.  Heck it only took an internet movie that no one ever saw to start the *demonstration* at Bengazi.

HOW IT’S MADE

And then, for those with inquiring minds, like Milton’s son Junior, that love the teevee show How It’s Made, where one can figure out all about EVERYTHING, there is this classic:

HOW ITS MADE GreenScreen

Irreverence is the highest form of compliment that we can offer to those that would assault our rights.  Old Uncle Milton would you encourage you, dear reader, to revisit the Bill of Rights.  Today.

Right now.
And regularly thereafter,  because the Bill of Rights is under assault,  and you don’t have ‘em, if you don’t know ‘em.

And pay particular attention to the preamble to the Bill of Rights:

(Emphasis-by Milton)

The Bill of Rights: A Transcription

The Preamble to The Bill of Rights

Congress of the United States
begun and held at the City of New-York, on
Wednesday the fourth of March, one thousand seven hundred and eighty nine.

THE Conventions of a number of the States, having at the time of their adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of public confidence in the Government, will best ensure the beneficent ends of its institution.

RESOLVED by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, two thirds of both Houses concurring, that the following Articles be proposed to the Legislatures of the several States, as amendments to the Constitution of the United States, all, or any of which Articles, when ratified by three fourths of the said Legislatures, to be valid to all intents and purposes, as part of the said Constitution; viz.

ARTICLES in addition to, and Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, proposed by Congress, and ratified by the Legislatures of the several States, pursuant to the fifth Article of the original Constitution.

Note: The following text is a transcription of the first ten amendments to the Constitution in their original form. These amendments were ratified December 15, 1791, and form what is known as the “Bill of Rights.”

Peace be with you

Peace, through Superior Firepower

January 27, 2013

Air Rifle from around 1800

Used by Lewis and Clark, as they made their historic journey.  This video touches on lots of interesting history, and it mentions the fantastic book, Undaunted Courage.  Uncle Milton heartily encourages you, dear reader, to head on down to the local library, and ask for it by name.  You will not be disappointed in reading Stephen Ambrose’ great work of American history.

Peace.

A peaceful journey.  (Well, relatively.)

Peace – through superior firepower.

Assault on The Militia

January 25, 2013

Old Bag from California Begins Assault

Diane Feinstein at Press Conference

Ruling Class Member Finkelbeaner made the first assault against all able bodied gun owners (The Militia)  in America today.  The arrogant snob that uses taxpayer funds to surround herself with armed “protectors” brought to the fore a proposal that the Militia should surrender their most effective war weapons, so that the Ruling Class and its paid mercenaries will have the advantage when things in America get really salty.

Some Americans are all for a gun free zone from shore to shore.  Uncle Milton, (believe it or not!) feels that an incremental approach to getting there is the best solution.  Having some training in leadership, one particularly effective technique is that of leading by example. 

Uncle Milton, who is NOT part of the Ruling Class, like senator Finkenschteiner, has a proposal for your consideration.  A ten year (or possibly more) year plan to total gun free America.  It works like this:

  • All secret squirrel service public employees and the elected they protect turn in their weapons immediately.  They turn in all service arms, all ammunition, and all private arms.  They agree to allow the public admittance to their homes, offices, vehicles, motor homes, boats, etc. etc. & etc.  at any time to search for the prohibited items, at any time.  One violation is all it takes for immediate termination, both of pay and future pay, like retirements.    Trust, but verify.
  • After some time goes by (what, maybe a year?), the home (father) land security minions turn their weapons in.  All ammo, all *company* guns, and all private guns.  No Daisy Red Riders allowed for the kiddies!  Same rules, one violation and you’re out.  Public verification.
  • After some time goes by (what, maybe a year?) FBI, ATF, IRS and all the “spooks” turn in their *stuff*.  Same , same.  And after another year or so…
  • The Departments- you know all those executive branch folks?  Can’t have them being left out of the leading by example process. (This would be a really big group)
  • College administrators at any of the public funded schools would follow in the following year.
  • We might wait a couple years for the next step, maybe a few, but anyone in the employ of the fed grub, would be next.  Remember- trust but verify.  And the members of the Country Class might start getting overwhelmed with all these home inspections.  Probably it would be good to re-check on those dudes that we checked on years ago.  Think of the cost savings from all those retirements we don’t have to pay for!
  • Anyone that gets any sort of of fed benefits would be in this group, maybe five years past the last group.  DON’T PANIC, TONY!!!  Sosh-a-curety went bankrupt long ago, so this won’t be YOU!   So the folks getting fed grub benefits wouldn’t have money for bullets anyway.  Trust, but verify!

Then a long, long time goes by.  Things are progressing swingingly.  And then the last portion of the “Grand Disarmament Plan” would go into operation.   The military.  YUP.  Make the military give up their guns.  Actually sell them.  To the Militia.

After all, who is going to be left to protect the country from foreign invasion?

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